Little did Bush think when he said, “Bring it on!” that the “it” would include P.F. Flyers.
Bush: …and furthermore, ladies and gentlemen,
Secret Service Agent: Look out, he’s got a SHOE! tackles the President
Bush: Whew. That was a close one. Anyway, I would just like to say…
Secret Service Agent: SHOE!! tackles the President
Bush: Ugh. Anyway, as I was saying…
Secret Service Agent: LOOK OUT, A SHOE! tackles the President
Bush: Now cut that out! I think you’re doing this on purp—
Secret Service Agent: A SHOE! tackles the President