Why do '70s rock stars get a pass on statutory rape?

ah, the 70s:

“That Mr. Page, such a nice and polite young man. Why, I was happy to let him keep his pet mudshark in our bathtub.”

I was never anywhere near Jimmy Page’s bathtub.

Ahh, but how old were you when you were nowhere near his bathtub? Translated to human years, of course.

Full disclosure: I started dating my wife when she was 17 and I was 23. I had also dated a 21 year old when I was 16. Nobody was terribly pleased with the situation either time, but everyone gritted their teeth and moved on. Nobody was being harmed, no matter how much sex was happening. The people involved all let cooler heads prevail.