Why do Christians openly worship torture-murder and practice cannabalism?

For instance, if one has eaten within the three hours preceding communion, one cannot partake for failure to observe the Eucharistic fast. This in no way is due to any excommunication however.

Excommunication involves a lot more than just being barred from taking Communion.

Yeah, you can’t do the lay readings in the Mass and you can’t bring up the offerings after the collection, but you can still be an usher, especially on days your team is scheduled because not even excommunication can get you out of that. It used to be a bigger deal when everybody was Catholic and your inability to receive any sacraments, including Penance and Extreme Unction (I don’t care what they call them now; those names are cooler), meant that you would go to Hell, but now it just opens your Sundays to more golf, though you are still required to perform your Sunday Obligation because again Excommunication doesn’t let you weasel out of anything, and nobody but Protestants still believes in Hell. But mostly, Excommunication is about not getting the Eucharist, and for some people that’s still a big deal.

Oh, and you can get shunned, but again that was a bigger deal 500 years ago. Really pissed off noblemen who got on the wrong side of Rome in the Middle Ages, though.

If you want it right from the horse’s mouth, see Excommunication. In particular, see “Effects of excommunication” in that article. Looks like a lot more than just not being allowed to take communion!

Yeah, but you pretty much need to beg to be hit with the ban hammer these days:

Really? Pretty much beg? Looks like all you have to do is approve of abortion, even in the case of rape by your stepfather or the life of the mother is “close to 100%” threatened if the pregnancy is allowed to come to term!!!

Yep. The girl and the child were supposed to sacrifice themselves to, hopefully, wipe clean the stain of her iniquity, having lured her stepfather to sin with her sexy, nine-year-old ways. Rules are rules and the doctors and mother knew what they would get. The RCC may be insane, but it’s consistently insane. Usually.

:eek:

  1. Xtians don’t all believe every church doctrine. In my experience, very few believe many details beyond “there’s a supreme being”. They may say different, but most are “whistling in the dark”. They lead a Pascal’s Wager sort of existence.

  2. Ancient execution tools are cool. What’s cooler than a guillotine or a cross?

Oh, also, to Der Trihs: Newsflash … we’re sophisticated apes who are hard-wired to dominated and intimidate each other, and we have invented Religion and Government as handy tools to make that job easier. Someone believing in a supreme being doesn’t take on the responsibility for the greedy warlords and imperialists who’ve used Religion as a Catalyst for mayhem. Neither as a U.S. citizen and supporter of the Bill of Rights am I responsible for the violent and criminal behavior of our Government.

Deluded does not equal evil.

With respect to the OP, why leave out worshipping a risen from the dead zombie? It seems to me it would have served your offensive and sensationalizing requirements better and you could have avoided this metaphor defence entirely.

(Suggest revision before submission for grade! :D)

Are we talking RCC or some other denominations? If RCC, then it’s been one hour Eucharistic fast since the 60s, and there is no annual requirement for the latter, just to be in a “state of grace” and free from morta/gravel sin when taking Communion.

You see it as a rocky road?

:slight_smile: Whoops. Bad insert there. “Mortal/grave,” of course.

I was talking RCC. I could have sworn Confession was a requirement once a year. I’ll look it up, although I’m more than willing to be proven wrong.

After looking it up here it seems that you’re right. I was attaching “must go to confession since last mortal sin” to the requirement to go to Confession about once a year.

I figure it’s his God-given right to balance the scales.

RandMcnally is Cleavon Little!

Yeah, you’re right, I should have paid closer attention in confirmation class. Apparently the piscina/sacrarium appears to be used for just about everything else except the wine:

The piscina at the local Episcopal church has a pipe that leads straight down into the earth below the church…which I found out when it stopped up and I tried to use the plunger on it, bringing up a pipeful of dirt and mud.

You mean flesh and blood.

Episcopalian.