I was watching a Milla Jovovich movie last night (she’s one hot buttery cake, hair like treacle and eyes like tasty blueberries), Resident Evil.
I think someone used electric currents to kill the bad Zombie computer.
Dude, I would be totally into that, but I’m like way low on fundage. Let’s try and get in on that pancake deal those other dudes are talking about.
All this talk of pancakes simply proves the board is nothing but a mouthpeice for Marxists and Whigs.
Real conservatives eat crepes’. More specifically, they refer to them by their God-given Croatian name, palacinka.
Recipe:
1)Go to your Mom. (Croat Mom’s are preferable, though you can substitute a Bosnian or Serbian mom, if that is all the store had.)
2)Start crying that you want some palacinka.
3)Keep crying, she is a stern woman.
4)Threaten. You will tell Grandma that you are being denied your bithright of palacinka.
5)Success! Enjoy with preserves, or just a spot of sugar.
I thought Lobsang was in charge of zombie spread…unless the recipe was (once again) misplaced.
Ok Lobsang, LAST TIME:
Zombie Spread
2 cups finely shredded zombie
1 tsp. grated troll (can substitute powdered in the UK)
84 Mussed Tards (blend on high)
Horse-ass-Radish to taste
Beat with wire wisk, till asses are bright red
Set in the corner till contrite
(If Dopers rise up, punch back down again…repeat as needed)
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(I am [near] drunk, so the painfully obvious goes over my head. what the hell is happening?)
Soblang…maybe I can explain it to you in a little limerick:
Starkle, starkle, little twink…
Who the hell you are, I think…?
I’m not under the alchofluence of inkohol,
like some thinkle peep I am !!