Why do guys like breasts?

Exactly what I said–no other animal has breasts like us. Other mammals do have mammary glands, though.

All mammals have mammary glands. All placental mammals have nipples. (Monotreme females, platypi and echidnas, just sort of ooze milk out of the abdomen.) Some, such as cows, have udders (but I don’t think bulls take much sexual interest in them). Most mammals, even primates, have nips that are barely visible except when they’re lactating. Only human females have these two big nipple-crowned bulbs of fat hanging off the chest; and I think only humans have breasts or nipples that function as sexual cues for the male and erogenous zones for the female.

I have to guess that, for men, the pair serves as a dual fertillity/sexual function. Men subconsciously think that the bigger the breasts, the more babies that can be fed from them, which implies that the more woman who is so ‘blessed’ is more fertile.

Humans are awesome! Seriously I love those people. Humans 1 Animals 0.

This just proves that God has two hands.

Whats with thos micro-sized bikini tops? Surely they were not designed for swimming! I saw a few galson South Beach, Miami, and their tops were tiny-covered the aureole (barely). Any violent motion and they would have come right off. Seems like they are hardly worth the trouble…so why don’t they allow topless on US beaches…I mean, they are just boobs?

Exactly. The people who don’t allow this are boobs.

Incidentally there are topless and nude beaches in the US, probaby a lot of them. It’s just not the norm.

This such an interesting topic I decided to conduct an experiment last night. I ran home yesterday explaing this topic to LuckyHer. She thought I was full of it so I showed her the topic on the home PC and she too thought it was an interesting topic. So aked if I could stare at her breast with a pad and pen in hand and write down all the feelings that are conjured from the beauty of her mother glands. Well after five minutes of staring, all I remeber is some furniture moving and then…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

…Huh, what? What was the queston oh yeah? Well, I checked the pad and I did write something.

Boobies

I’m sorry guys I tried to seek the true answer but I failed.

The purpose of a microskimpy swimsuit is to make a woman look even nakeder than she would naked.

Works, too! [hunts in vain for horny, drooling smiley]

At about 6 I was really interested in breasts, and no, we didn’t have a tv. I really think that the idea that all these things are cultural is bunk. Notice that (AFAIK) even the tribes that let young women run around topless also have them cover up after marriage.