It doesn’t just seem silly to me, it’s extremely annoying.
I used to take Coricidin D. I loved it, particularly this time of year. About five (?) years ago the FDA mandated that the formula be changed to get rid of one of the ingredients (PPA? or something like that). My response was to buy a pack of Coricidin D every time I went near a store until that happened and if anybody had been keeping track, well, I’d have gotten on one list or another I’m sure.
Okay. Well, eventually the formula changed, the Coricidin D was put in the pharmacy and you had to ask for it, and by then I had quite a stockpile. Ah, but it doesn’t last forever. So this year, in the midst of what’s turning out to be a particularly bad allergy year for me, I ran out.
In my attempts to replace it I have bought five or six other things, one by one. I am not taking the whole pack, obviously, since one dose proves to me that it doesn’t do what Coricidin D did and is therefore useless, more or less.
What Coricidin D did was just miraculous, but maybe only for me. I would take it at night, go to sleep, sleep well, and wake up clear, without fuzzy eyes, dripping nose, etc. The other stuff, yeah, it works, but it makes me either sleepy or, if not sleepy, makes my head feel empty and kind of echoey. My brother, who’s a pharmacist (and also has similar allergies) has commiserated with me. It is not only the m’f’in meth creators, though. Apparently one of the big reasons for taking the PPA (or whatever it was)out of these OTC drugs was that teenage girls were using them for some kind of weight control, and at least three of them OD’d. Stupid, heartless teenagers. What do they care if I sniffle and snort and my throat swells up? Damn little narcissists.
Anyway, if I were in Wisconsin I bet I’d have tripped something in the system in the last couple of weeks. I did, in fact, have to show my driver’s license for one of these drugs that didn’t work. Do you suppose I’d have had to return the ones that didn’t work in order to try the next thing? Or would they just search my house for the mythical meth lab? (And could I get them to dig up my back garden, somehow?)