Uh huh.
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How do you know the world won’t end then?
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Since the deluge took 40 days, many fish would have had time to adjust to the changing salinity. Also, does it say God made no new species after the flood?
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How many people actually believe this? How many of them don’t belief in even more baseless ideas?
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Someone already pointed out that God could change his mind. Is this pre-determined, or like the time Dad told me he would take me to the police station if I didn’t keep my room clean?
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During the first 1 x 10-43 seconds after the Big Bang, I sent a PO to Dell for a new laptop. Still waiting.
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Are you guys talking about the same serpent? Doesn’t seem clear from the text.
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You can’t trust ‘cal’ in Unix for the year 3084, because Unix comes to an end in 2036. Wait, if the world ends in 2011, then John Titor was lying!
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Superman could beat the Hulk in a fight.
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I forget, is it feed a fever, or starve a fever?
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How do they keep the water in water towers from freezing? Wait, I already know that one.
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Why are insects crawling all over me? When did I get a Peacock? Where’s my gun?
(good thing there’s an edit button, I almost asked a dumb question).