That’s why we need to change the length of weeks. They’re retarded.
We should have five day weeks, for a total of 73 weeks a year, grouped into twelve 6-week months. The 73rd week, Partyweek, which will begin on what is now December 31 will be designated as a five-day-long vacation. I propose naming the months and weeks after myself and people and things I like. So the year will go like this:
Partyweek (now 31 Dec-4 Jan)
Month 1: Rickuary
Week 1-1: Rickweek
Week 1-2: Rickscoolweek
Week 1-3: Rickrocksweek
Week 1-4: Rickscockweek (In a leap year, the extra day is added here because being longer makes it more like its inspiration)
Week 1-5: Ricksthebestweek
Week 1-6: Ricksawesomeweek
Month 2: Hockeytober
Week 2-1: Leafssuckweek
Week 2-2: Stanleycupweek
Week 2-3: Gretzkyweek
Week 2-4: Orrweek
Week 2-5: Goalweek
Week 2-6: Twoforroughingweek
Month 3: Videogamesary
Week 3-1: Civilizationweek
Week 3-2: Warcraftweek
Week 3-3: SSXWeek
Week 3-4: Simcityweek
Week 3-5: Xcomweek
Week 3-6: Falloutweek
Month 4: Baseballtober
Week 4-1: Ruthweek
Week 4-2: Maysweek
Week 4-3: Aaronweek
Week 4-4: Schmidtweek
Week 4-5: Wagnerweek
Week 4-6: Jaysweek
… And so on.