Well, they should all sound the same, shouldn’t they? I mean, they’re not really sock puppets so much as they’re outfits for Balbo, correct?
Merde.
¡Auf anglais solamente, por favor!
Let’s stick to English, folks. Besides, the OP said that all of his socks speak in a French accent . . . not the language itself.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
My personal socks are mute, but speak American Sign Language quite well.
Heh. I wondered if anyone would put two and two together.
And to Cajun Man: Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. I t was fun while it lasted. 
P.S. Balbo actually does know French. More than I do! You should hear him speaking Spanish in that French accent. Disturbing.
I think that the reason is that the meds you are on are made by a French pharmaceutical company.
And the dosage is just a little too high.