Sounds like my husband when he was a kid. They’d get close enough to catch their belt buckles on the train.
He wasn’t high, either.
I did PCP a number of times in the 70s. Mostly on pot, but also snorted it. It’s a nice high as long as you don’t do too much. Because you generally take just an itsy bitsy bit, “too much” is hard to determine. I did “too much” and gave it up at that point.
Well, not to hijack the thread, but I can understand them not testing for benzos; every drug they test for adds expense to the test (presumably), and it’s so common for folks to have 'scrips for benzos that it would almost seem pointless to test for them, y’know?
As to the OP, this has been a very interesting thread. I guess I was pretty boring, what for growing up in the 70s. I’ve smoked pot maybe a dozen times, unknowingly dropped acid once, tried coke once, and speed once. That’s it for my illegal drug history. Not very exciting.
I will admit to enjoying the euphoria that comes with Percoset, when I’m prescribed it for a legitimate purpose, or the rush after a shot of IV Dilaudid (again, always used legitimately).
You think you’re boring? I had my first alcoholic beverage at about age 28. My first cigar at 29. Never smoked cigarettes or pot.
The only intravenus drug I did was morphine, but that was in a hospital.
Still good though.
::dances around computer, singing “I’m not as boring as BMaliiiooonnnn”:: 
You and everybody else.