Lots of douchebags are made of latex.
[Ed McMahon]Heyooo![/Ed McMahon]
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I haven’t got any thing to say. I just wanted to post next to Karl my idol.
So you mean your name isn’t Karl Vernsen?
(Seriously, that’s what I thought it was!)
So, is Kel short for Kelly or Kelli?
Someone’s Karl envy is showing, Lenny. We can’t all be Karl, so just settle for being Lenny.
Holy crap, I am literally crying with laughter here. Uvula Donor is my new hero.
[Diehard]Shoot the glass, Karl![/Diehard]
It’s not Karl? Damn. Sorry about that. Carl Vansen it is then.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I always get you confused with Karl Vansen, the guy over in the Polychloroprene Division.
Man, you remember him doing that rubber glove trick at the company Christmas party last year? What a trip that was! I still cringe when I get a whiff of talc. I bet the goat does, too.
You are such an ignorant, moron fuck that you should be grateful that anyone calls you anything even resembling your screen name. Bow down now and thank Jesus that some people are polite enough to even give your name an acknowledgement.
I have this problem too but even worse. My username is clearly Diogenes the Cynic but for some reason people seem to read it variously as “Asshole,” “Dipshit,” “fucking tool,” “liberal puke,” “Diogenes the fuckhead” and the like. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s their monitors.
Come on Kal, I was just trying to protect your secret identity so that your enemies won’t try to strike back at you through your loved ones.
no, no it’s Carl Vinson The guy is an aircraft carrier!
Hey Karl, guess what? I opened my heart to God, and he told me you were an asshole and needed a good hard spanking! Go figure.
:: tips hat to Dio ::
I know a Karl Vensen from Playtex Division. Are you related to him?
I’m thinking that you should probably just start thinking about what your next username is going to be.
-lv
In fact, the president of the personal products division of Playtex (which is to say, the guy in charge of the tampons) is named Dick Powers. No, really!. Well, OK, Richard. But still.