:Little kid voice: Aunt nu-u-t, Dan’s licking me! Wa-a-a-h! 
CJ
Sorry, I couldn’t resist the hijack!
I shall refrain from devolving this post into a tapestry of blue humor. Not in front of the kids, anyway.
My keyboard has a new flavor! Siege Flavor!
Anyway… there was an OP, wasn’t there? We argue because we can. Sometimes it’s to further our own knowledge (that is, debate), but sometimes it’s just to avoid admitting we might be wrong.