Why Do So Many Rehab Facilities Have "Wood" In The Name?

In my area there is “Homewood”, “Guildwood”, today’s Simpsons had “Calmwood”. What gives? “Ronniewood” I would understand.

They’re trying to lure in the guys easing down from Viagra and Cialis. :smiley:

They are trying to cast the facility as a quiet, private retreat by emphasizing the wooded acreage that indeed does surround many of them.

In my hometown, the Guildwood is a bar. :slight_smile: