why do some place names take a "the"?

The confusion comes from when you use the initials only which brings Oregon and Oklahoma schools into the mix. In 1986 THEy purposely starting referring to themselves as THE Ohio State University in order to differentiate themselves.

It’s not a clean answer, but that is their logic. When scores are spoken I’ve generally hear them say THE full name. But when shown on a board they still show up as OSU vs OSU. I think it’s just BS myself too, but it’s their spin on BS.

I always understood it to be the difference between the term for a region “the Ukraine, in the sense of its original term of 'borderlands/marshes”, and the proper name of a nation- i.e. Ukraine without the “the”. Collective noun vs. proper name.

A contrived example might be if the Hill Country of Texas seceded and became their own state- you might speak of “the Hill Country” in the sense of the region/geographic feature, but you’d talk about “Hill Country” if you were talking about the new state.

Two other language article cities in Oregon are La Grande and La Pine. At least La Grande, like The Dalles, have a French origin.

The Dalles is often confused with Dallas, OR by outsiders.

If we go French, then go to Des Moines.

I have Ukrainian relatives, and you are correct. You don’t go to “The” Ukraine, just as you don’t go to “The” Canada or “The” Mexico.

It distinguishes “The Ohio State University” from “an Ohio state university.”

OSU filed for and was denied a trademark for the word “The.”

But was it just au jus or was it a sauce made with au jus?

Yes, that’s a sticky situation.

Really? Coming from LA disqualifies you? Any company with their head that far up it’s ass you dont want to work for anyway. (Sorry Cad, you wore white after labor day, we’re gonna have to let you go…")

Anyway Norcals also use 'the" but dont stress it as much, it’s like THEE vs thuh and only on some freeways like I5.

…del Río de la Porciúncula…

Yes, I see it with different parts of the missing bit in different sources. But the Porzioncula or Porciúncula is the chapel in Italy where Francis Assisi started his brotherhood; the Spanish grammar doesn’t make sense without the missing bits (specially when people keep the preposition and drop the article). Now, why did the priest who founded it like his adjectival clauses so much, search me, but he sure did.

Old usages, which are disappearing (I can’t recall the last time I heard anybody use those two articles without a preposition “de” in front, in which case they’re a matter of making pronuntiation easier, like those feminine nouns which begin by a- and take masculine articles); Argentina also sometimes gets the article in old usages.

Interesting…I too am from Madison but never heard it called “The Wisconsin Dells.”
I heard “The Dells” and “Wisconsin Dells” only. Maybe we were doing it wrong.

It is because of Spanish grammar in both cases, because La Habana was founded as Villa de San Cristóbal de La Habana, and Villa is feminine and requires “La”. Tha Bahamas were la Mancomunidad de las Bahamas (English: Commonwealth of the Bahamas), when you take away the Commonwealth, the “the” remains. In Spanish you also say El Perú (formerly El Virreinato del Perú, today República del Perú), La India, La Cochinchina (what today is called Vietnam) and many more. Things can change: what used to be La China Mandarina is today simply China, or La República Popular China (PRC in English). Some allow both: Japón or El (reino de) Japón.
In French Countries have an article: L’Allemagne, L’Espagne, L’Italie, La France; cities do not. Same with Italian.
German also has some articles: die Türkei (Turkey), die Schweiz (Switzerland), das Vereinigte Königreich (the United Kingdom), die Vereinigten Staaten (the USA). But usually not: Spanien, Italien, Peru, Mexiko.
It is mostly for historical reasons, places were once named differently and as part of the name was later dropped, some articles remained.

Nobody knows for sure.

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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=474365
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=270341

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