Why do they say "dressed to the nines"?

I have always wondered about the origin of this phrase, and why 9s and not 10s or 8s?

Uh-oh! According to my usual source for such questions it’s related to that “whole nine yards” thing.

Hopefully someone will come along with a better answer shortly.

I always thought “the whole nine yards” had something to do with ammunition loaded into an airplane’s guns. Like the strips were nine yards long and they had to load the whole nine yards.

But, then again, my sources are rarely very reliable.

No, there is really no concensus on where “the whole nine yards” came from. Your thought is one theory on the origin as is the one I referenced and there are dozens more. Cecil did a column on it (which I have tried to find but the search hamsters seem to be on their coffee break at the moment) and there are probably a dozen old threads floating around on the origin of the “whole nine yards”. My “Oh-no!” at the start of my reply was the fear that we were about to open that whole can of worms again. :smack:

FWIW, a co-worker just came by, saw what I was doing, and gave her interpretation. She always thought that “dressed to the nines” meant that you were completely dressed up for a formal night out. That is you were wearing pants, shirt, vest, tux, hat, shoes (2) and gloves (2) for a total of 9 items.

Sounds as good as anything at the moment.

The Great Master has tried to tackle the “whole nine yards” business, with no real conclusion to that debate.

“Dressed to the nines” also seems to have more theories than solutions as far as that puzzle goes, too, but this one looks interesting:

So … blame numerology?

According to my favorite etymology site

…the debate continues. But at least now you can fight etymological ignorance just a little more fervently (by making use of the link) while wasting countless hours…:slight_smile:

I thought I once heard that it had something to do with addresses in NYC. Like the 9 addresses were chic or something and if you were really stylin’ , you’d be dressed to the nines. Or something.

It means you are dressed like a square.

JUst to elaborate on the first cites relating to “the nines” we find:

1787, by Robert Burns, “'Twad please me to the nine.”

1793, again Burns, “Thou paints auld Nature to the nines.”

1820, a dictionary, “He was always togged out to the nines.”

1836, Haliburton, “A-praisin’ a man’s farm to the nines.”

So, the “dressed” part was just one aspect of using the term “to the nines.”

Nobody mentioned this one. I heard it on a show business talk show. Dressed to the nines were the people in the first nine rows of a stage play. Stage lighting illuminated those rows, so the patrons of those seats dressed more fancy than the rest of the audiance.