In the ten years El Hubbo and I have been married, we’ve had at least four couples as friends who have the annoying and off-pissing habit of ARGUING IN PUBLIC.
I don’t mind (and sometimes find it humorous) strangers arguing in public. I do mind when it’s my friends, especially when we’re all out somewhere together and not just hanging around one of our houses.
Couples who do this, why can’t you just agree to postpone the argument until you get home? Or just stay the f*ck home and bounce each other off the walls? You make everyone else uncomfortable. Do you actually think we’re having fun seeing you bitch at each other? Are you having fun? Are your communication skills so deteriorated that you can only complain about each other when there’s someone else around?
And quit trying to get me to take sides - you’re both friends and I won’t do it!
Most common question I ask: “What?”
Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”