Why do you post on the Straight Dope Message Board?

Note to Beck; keep an eye on this one, with a name like that (sounds so swiss and naughty cyborgish:D) there has to be some really cool and far out abilities or skills we can add to the [del]hive[/del] group (uh what was the name y’all decided on again?) If the promise shown in the name pans out, maybe we can send someone round for an interview/offer

Now I’m paranoid. I already got a weather thread started in my honor and so after I saw this, I checked when saucywench started the Avatars/User Names Explained.

Sometimes it’s just a coincidence.

Or is it?

Indeed, you penny-a-post guys have it good. Heck, after a few months, you’ll be able to afford a Hershey Bar! LOL.

But, those of us on the SDMB Dollar-a-Letter scale have loftier goals. McLaren P-1s don’t pay for themselves, know what I mean?

And, if I need a bit more expense money any particular month (for example, let’s say I fancy a premium call girl), I simply post more verbose.

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…excuse me, I may be gone for awhile.

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And this.

Understanding that everyone here is just an amalgam of their posts, and not who they really are in the flesh: I like some of you a lot, and I hate some of you so much I live to see your posts just so I can experience true rage (I’ve ‘ignored’ I think two current posters because although they enrage me, I think they are just insincere trolls who are too slick to be sentenced to the banhammer). And I have no doubt I play both roles to some other posters. And also cats. And 1920s style death rays.

NM Dorks sillyness. He’s the 'Charlie ’ to our group of super powered SD Angels.
~VOW- our hallowed team leader, cape wearer and no-hair.
NellieBly- the anchor, level headed, eye problems, so her other senses are super enhanced. No cape but a high-vis orange vest.
And, ta-da me! Beckdawrek who’s ALWAYS bad,bad,bad!(:))
Dork will be in contact about your team duties and or pie making abilities. He’s also an incorrigible flirt (;))

Aaahhh shucks

I can do pie. Even do the homemade crust. Had a heck of a time when I moved here because there’s no Crisco. So I had to learn how to make a pie crust again. Now with butter. Mmm butter.

Next weekend is pie weekend. This weekend’s for cookies and scones.

Heh. You’ll fit right in.!

Cookies? Scones!?! And Pies??? Yer hired!!!1!11!!!

Beck could you please take through supply and get her kitted out?

man with these four I should be able to bring [DEL]SDMB[/DEL] Republic to its knees in months…they’ll be begging me to be Emporer

Ahem! I apologize for that, didn’t mean to hijack.

So, Tuba Diva, why again do you post to SDMB?

Been reading SD from the 80s from free papers in Baltimore then the books, then online. It’s THE place to be clever, smart, and get mucho info, maybe even be cutesy or jerky. Plus games are fun.

English is a second language for me. I don’t want to lose it, so I watch BBC and CNN daily, and read English news online. They say I should also chat but I am not a very chatty person.

That is indeed how I came up with the username. The Doors, Tell all the people.

English is my first language, but living in an area where almost everyone speaks it as a 2nd/3rd/4th language, means I can’t use idioms or references that I could use in the U.S., such as, “I know nothing” from Hogan’s Heroes. (Which doesn’t actually work in writing, because the intonation is so important.)

I know people who are losing their first language because they use it so little. Fortunately my work is in English. Mostly.

Why? I’m not sure anymore. I’ll let you know if I figure it out.

abstinence and ignorance are not the same … but can influence each other (totally unawares) … reinforcing the idiom/euphemism “one step forward, two steps back”.

To fight ignorance of course!
As it turned out it is almost always my ignorance which took me a while to realize, but that makes it even better. :slight_smile:

Plus, the people. thousands of great people and a few total dipsticks (I believe that is what the Straightdope advertisement says).

Because the police told me I wasn’t allowed to spray-paint my opinions on nearby buildings any more, of course!!

But really, because it’s a fun and knowledgeable group of people.

Let’s imagine it’s not a myth and you come across tens of thousands of lemmings leaping off a cliff to their certain bloody, painful deaths.

But you have an opportunity to divert those lemmings onto a path of perpetual happiness and enlightenment.

Would you take that opportunity?

I would. And I do.

That’s why I post to the Straight Dope Message Board. :slight_smile:

I recently encountered a thread here that had turned into a discussion as to what is and is not considered to be canon in “Peanuts”. I like the unexpected (and always interesting) turns that threads can take here…you don’t find that in too many other places.

Also, I like the people.