Why does Carly Simon keep singing about me?

Cafe Society
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Oh yeah? All the girls dreamed that I’d be their partner!

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[QUOTE=JThunder]
Why does Carly Simon keep singing about me?
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Well, because that’s the way she’s always heard it should be.

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[QUOTE=cochrane]
How’d your horse do at Saratoga?
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Your horse, Naturally, won.

Though I don’t understand why you’d name a horse “Naturally.”

And if you throw the ball to first base, who has it? Naturally?

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I don’t give a damn!

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Whatever, dudes. Can someone please make her stop?

Blah blah vain.
Blah blah blah blah This song is about you.

Argh! Knock it off!

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
I don’t give a damn!
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That’s our shortstop.

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[QUOTE=JThunder]
Whatever, dudes. Can someone please make her stop?

Blah blah vain.
Blah blah blah blah This song is about you.

Argh! Knock it off!
[/QUOTE]

Man, musicians love you don’t they? Check this one, also undoubtedly about you, out.

You’re a teaser, you turn ’em on
Leave them burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance…

You are the dancing queen

Enjoy,
Steven

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Since you give away things you love, can I have your yacht?

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She just wants you to hold her in your hands like a bunch of flowers,
Set her moving to your sweetest song
And she knows what she thinks she’s known all along
Loving you’s the right thing to do.

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[QUOTE=RealityChuck]
Your horse, Naturally, won…
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I hear it was an interspecies race. Olive, the other reindeer, also ran.

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]
It’s not. The song’s about Carly Simon.
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Or both.

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What else can you do but rise with the tide and go with the flow

Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Since you give away things you love, can I have your yacht?
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I’ll settle for his pension check, now that he’s 65. It’s a whopping 91 pounds per month, the old blighter!

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Warren is that you?