Why does Carly Simon keep singing about me?

Oh yeah? All the girls dreamed that I’d be their partner!

Well, because that’s the way she’s always heard it should be.

Your horse, Naturally, won.

Though I don’t understand why you’d name a horse “Naturally.”

And if you throw the ball to first base, who has it? Naturally?

I don’t give a damn!

Whatever, dudes. Can someone please make her stop?

Blah blah vain.
Blah blah blah blah This song is about you.

Argh! Knock it off!

That’s our shortstop.

Man, musicians love you don’t they? Check this one, also undoubtedly about you, out.

You’re a teaser, you turn ’em on
Leave them burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance…

You are the dancing queen

Enjoy,
Steven

Since you give away things you love, can I have your yacht?

She just wants you to hold her in your hands like a bunch of flowers,
Set her moving to your sweetest song
And she knows what she thinks she’s known all along
Loving you’s the right thing to do.

I hear it was an interspecies race. Olive, the other reindeer, also ran.

Or both.

What else can you do but rise with the tide and go with the flow

Say yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, oh

I’ll settle for his pension check, now that he’s 65. It’s a whopping 91 pounds per month, the old blighter!

Warren is that you?