I have a very simple answer to your question, BKReporter. Ed Hardy = Douchebag because of:
These two: http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/danielletasco/GuidoDouchbags.jpg
And this bunch: http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/danielletasco/DoucheInvasion.jpg
And this vision of lovliness: http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/danielletasco/Douchetta.jpg
Oh, and lest we forget the one who started it all: http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u165/danielletasco/KingDouche.jpg
And that, dear BKReporter, is why Ed Hardy = Douchebag. Finis.