Um. As someone whose favorite president was FDR (except for that nasty internment bit), I’m very much for a bigger government.
Also - a lot of the reason that there’s so many annoying regulations and situations like the one mentioned above with more than half of the school system not teaching, and people who are assigned to make sure the paperwork is done, &c, is because of efforts to prevent waste and corruption.
Example: Say I work for the state of CA (I actually do). Let’s say that they decide that the employees should be given a box of tissues for their desk, because our work is boring and tedious and our boss is mean and so all of us cry a lot. Not a big deal, it’s a really really minor perk, something that many businesses would provide out of hand without thinking about it. Now, that means about 3 boxes of Kleenex (or, more realistically, off-brand Kleenex) per year, per person. There are 140,000 people working for the state government - if Kleenex costs $1/box, that means that they’re paying $420k per year just for Kleenex.
Then someone in the “small government” camp raises a huge fuss. “We’re paying $420k of YOUR money just so those lazy state workers can have KLEENEX at their desks AT ALL TIMES! GOVERNMENT WASTE! EXCESSIVE SPENDING!!! Also, nobody is keeping track of how many boxes people get, so people are STEALING this Kleenex for home use which was bought with YOUR MONEY!!!” And there’s an expose in the Times or the Bee or something, and because this perk which is individually just a tiny thing to make our lives easier has become so huge because of the scale of it, it gets taken away, and now when our boss yells at us till we cry we have to blow our nose into our sleeves. Then State workers get a reputation for all having dirty sleeves.
Um. What was I talking about? Oh yes. Now we come to the regulations part. So after Kleenexgate and Sleevegate, they decide to bring back the Kleenex at 2 boxes per year instead of 3, but there has to be some way to make sure it’s not just taken home by people who are supposed to be using it at their desk. Which is a fairly reasonable compromise, right? But how do you do that? They develop form 534-KL, which each government worker must fill out to requisition another box of Kleenex, so they can track where the Kleenex money is going. But who is going to process the forms and track who is over-ordering Kleenex for 140k workers? Why, they’ll hire someone, because that’s gonna be a lot of paperwork. That adds, in effect, an additional $25k/year minimum to the Kleenex cost just to provide that oversight and prevent waste and theft. So you saved a total of $115,000 per year after deducting the cost of the wages of the person who is supposed to track the 534-KL forms.
Then the Small Government people get upset again. “DID YOU KNOW,” they say, outraged, “that there is a person whose salary YOU PAY whose only job is to process KLEENEX REQUISITION FORMS? This is why the Government is SO BLOATED AND WASTEFUL!” And the late-night comedians get ahold of it and start making jokes about there even needing to be a 534-KL form, and what sort of person would even take that job, &c.
I could go on.