Esprix,
You should teach school! I can see two advantages: 1) You seem to be good at it,
and 2) You would get the conservative right wing’s panties in a bunch, which is always a
worthwhile goal. Remember to mumble about “recruting” under your breath at every
parent-teacher conference, and watch the RR go through the roof! Hours upon hours of good
clean fun! 
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Well, I don’t know about anybody else, but MY butt looks good.
At least that’s what Techchick told me. haha.
She must have been beer-goggling.
Joe Cool
Well, I don’t know about anybody else, but MY butt looks good.
At least that’s what Techchick told me. haha.
She must have been beer-goggling.
Joe Cool
Hey, Weird_Dave. You have a link to a site
that pops up a password box. STOP IT!
Thanks.
Um, yea, I just noticed that. Was wondering what it is and how to get rid of it. Can anyone help me? I thought it was just me until your post.
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Omniscient:
I gotta say I agree, and I
like being treated like a piece of meat for a change.
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Yeah, me too. Ku, please ogle on. Even if it’s not me, knowing such a thing kinda increases the sense that it might be possible.
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I vote for long distance runners! Mr. elelle has run most every day since he was a lad, and after 15 years, I still gaze at his fine long-legged butt in awe. I never was overly gluteally fixated, but sure appreciate it now! And he’s gone for another week…
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Damn! I wish I’d never opened this thread…
God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama
Personally, be male, I do not find male butts attractive in any way, shape or form. For one thing they’re too hairy and for another they’re too small.
Now, the pleasant symmetry and graceful form of the ever popular female derriere, with it’s smooth, soft skin and fine, fine almost invisible downy hair, that is another thing entirely.
I don’t like wide load female butts nor 2x4 skinny cans and I’m not all that hot on ‘buffed’ butts on female body builders. (Too much exercise trims the graceful female heart shaped form down to a more manly, muscular shape, which does not appeal to me all that much.)
Too much flab makes it TOOOO big (and saggy, baggy or ‘pinched’). I get revolted when I spot a female can too wide at the top, flattened in the back, seemingly pinched and drawn in at the bottom. Their pants ride up into their crack and it looks like they’re squeezing their butt cheeks together. (Spotted this on heavy men also.)
The female derriere is wonderful to behold, especially when said woman is laying face down, then you get that graceful, narrow V to the waist with all of the long, smooth muscles that suddenly and wonderfully arches up into a firm and pleasing curve to swell gently down to the sharp and attractive line crease just at the tip of the back of the thighs, blending almost seamlessly down into them.
A prefect butt on a girl can be seen when she wears a bikini, stands up, crosses her ankles, bends down at the hips and a man looking at her from behind sees her derriere and thighs create a symmetrical heart!
Nature attracts guys to the female butt because the reproductive business is there. Guys love the firm, smooth yet soft feel of the female butt – at least I do. (I’ve not figured out all of the ass patting football players do to each other.) Combined with the pleasing flare of the hips, which throws the woman’s walk off slightly and gives them that eye catching stride and causes the butt to travel from side to side a bit more than a man’s and it is natures way of kind of saying ‘HEY! YOU! ---- YES YOU DUDE! COME F**K ME TO PROPAGATE THE SPECIES!!’
Combine a great derriere with great legs and small feet, pleasant breasts and a cute face and ARRRGH! I’m in love!!
There is NOTHING like those tiny black haired women in a country bar, wearing spray on blue jeans, doing that damn dance where they mainly sway their hips and butts, to get a guy steamed up and I dislike Country and Western music. I have, however, gone to C&W bars just to watch the women dance! (FORGET IT with the current dances for R&R or that sh*t rap! Girls don’t swing their butts in the same, exotic way.)
Nature designed the heterosexual man to respond to the female form, from smooth, soft skin to great legs, to breasts to higher voices. I’ve also watched girls use their knockers and butts in ways that almost stunned me, to get some guy to pay attention to them. 
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Sentinel, you make me want to go straight!
(Well, maybe not, but it was eloquent nonetheless…)
weirddave, I went to school for Music Education, but, alas, did not graduate. I did, however, direct a church choir for seven years, and I miss it very much. I am thinking of returning to academia to either work or teach, but haven’t figured out what, yet. Thank you for the compliment.
And Finagle, there is a thread regarding that pop-up box in ATMB, which explains what’s going on. I, actually, am partially to blame.
Esprix
LoL, I still look at them.
I am a great lover of the sight and feel of a female butt, for whatever genetic reason implanted in my cells, but as for the male butt, well, you can throw that in the trash. I don’t even know why females are attracted to the hairy male ass.