[QUOTE=Corporal_Nobbs]
He has just done a panto (Very camp festive theatre) In my small Northern UK city, Sunderland! Looked rather spry!
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wha…
GORBACHEV SINGS TRACTORS! TURNIP! BUTTOCKS!
So, Otto, have you ever conjured up a mental image of Mickey and Ava Gardner in the sack? I rather like MR, but there’s a scenario that makes even me gag.
[QUOTE=Corporal_Nobbs]
He has just done a panto (Very camp festive theatre) In my small Northern UK city, Sunderland! Looked rather spry!
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Okay, that’s aggravating. I am close to half his age, also short and by no means “spry”. Where did I go wrong? Not enough womanizing?
[QUOTE=Wile E]
Okay, that’s aggravating. I am close to half his age, also short and by no means “spry”. Where did I go wrong? Not enough womanizing?
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Meth abuse and blood replacement, I’m telling you…
[QUOTE=Otto]
Meth abuse and blood replacement, I’m telling you…
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Making him Keith Richards’s (spiritual) father?
[QUOTE=Otto]
Meth abuse and blood replacement, I’m telling you…
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Oh yeah, and Satan, too.
[QUOTE=Caricci]
… Especially after that night at the **Goofy Goober ** when he didn’t get the promotion that time…
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Please, please, its the Krusty Krab
[QUOTE=Otto]
And, come on, who doesn’t sometimes want to mandate who lives or dies at least every once in a while?
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It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, it has it’s perks, but the paperwork’s a real pain in the ass.
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
Please, please, its the Krusty Krab
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No, after he lost the manager position at the Krusty Krab II in the SBSP movie, he and Patrick drowned their sorrows in ice-cream sundaes at the Goofy Goober. But Caricci, later in the movie he appears with David Hasselhoff, and there is no freakin’ way that SpongeBob is four feet tall. Maybe four inches, if that.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
But Caricci, later in the movie he appears with David Hasselhoff, and there is no freakin’ way that SpongeBob is four feet tall. Maybe four inches, if that.
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Hasselhoff has the power to grow to be 170 feet tall at will. He just has to chant his magic phrase, “Oogah chaka, oogah chaka, oogah oogah oogah chaka!”
[QUOTE=John DiFool]
Actually it’s Andy Rooney who makes me wonder.
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He’s not so much dying as he is melting. Seriously. Look at the guy’s upper lip, ears and the wattle under his chin. He looks like someone got into Madame Tousaud’s with a flamethrower.
Why hasn’t Mickey Rourke died? That’s what I wanna know.
[QUOTE=twickster]
“Miscarriage Jewelry.”
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I have a new nightmare.
Oh Mickey
You’re so dead,
you’re so dead it hurts my head
hey Mickey!
OH Mickey
You’re so old
You’re so old
You should be cold
Die Mickey!
Die Mickey!
[QUOTE=Zebra]
OH Mickey
You’re so old
You’re so old
You should be cold
Die Mickey!
Die Mickey!
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Zeeba, you are so dead and going to hell.
Not for wishing Mickey dead but for singing that damn song and getting it stuck in my head!
I’m watching that Garland documentary and they’re interviewing Mickey Rooney and he’s not wearing a shirt.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
[QUOTE=fatgail]
wha…
GORBACHEV SINGS TRACTORS! TURNIP! BUTTOCKS!
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For the win… Well played!
[QUOTE=Otto]
I’m watching that Garland documentary and they’re interviewing Mickey Rooney and he’s not wearing a shirt.
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Well, what do you think caused Judy’s unkillable pain?
[QUOTE=Otto]
I’m watching that Garland documentary and they’re interviewing Mickey Rooney and he’s not wearing a shirt.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
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He was showing off his Ray Bolger-esque physique.
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
He was showing off his Ray Bolger-esque physique.
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Ray Bolger may not have been built, but you can’t deny that he was…flexible.