Let’s see what creative ideas we can come up with here:
She got the ancient equivelent of botox injections.
Her ass was falling asleep.
Any more?
You try holding that pose for 500 years and see how well you do.
The quality of oral hygiend at the time was abysmal. She had no teeth.
Chafing
Pre-dating Queen Victoria["We are NOT amused]
Wedgie[perhaps in conjunction with the first answer]
She forgot her Metamucil this morning and hasn’t felt “Regular” all day.
When she was stolen, the smile was the bit they liked so much they kept it.
She’s all po-faced because she’s in IMHO when she yearns to be at the Cafe Society, the geriatric bitch.
I’m moving her on over.
TVeblen
IMHO mod
I just giggled like a school girl and it’s all your fault.
Thanks!
[previous girlfriend]
You seriously don’t know why I’m not smiling? I can’t believe you’re so stupid. Well if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.
[/previous girlfriend]
Hemorrhoids.
Leonardo forgot to button his robe.