This thread is about Romeo and Juliet, that eternal inspiration to thousands of suicidal, sexually active teen gangbangers. Certainly I can appreciate old Will the Bard’s ability to tell a gripping yarn, but it seems to me that Romeo has been whitewashed through the years. Look, this guy was a street ruffian, schooled in juvenile delinquency by his homey Mercutio, who killed TWO people before he finally, mercifully smoked himself and ended a one-man crime wave.
Juliet was hardly any better, marrying her fella on the third date–and at age 14! If she were alive today, she’d be a heroin-shooting teenage welfare mom with three kids, and she never would have bothered to get married.
OK, the crux of the matter now. I don’t think I have ever seen a movie version that includes Romeo’s killing of Paris in front of Juliet’s tomb. It’s not in the 1968 Franco Zeffirelli version. It’s not in the Leonardo di Caprio/Claire Danes 'Nineties version. Presto, just like that, literary history is changed and Romeo is only guilty of one murder. Why do the directors do that? I almost think they’d like to take out his killing of Tybalt too, but then they’d have to explain his exile from Verona and consequently his cluelessness about Juliet’s “death.”
Tybalt might make a good villain who deserves his death, but Paris is so inoffensive, Romeo almost seems like a villain for killing him. What’s the matter, can’t di Caprio do “evil”?
And while we’re at it, why didn’t they ever hang that creepy pedophiliac Friar Lawrence? He richly deserved it for his manipulative role in the tragedy! It would be interesting to get the backstory on Romeo and Juliet, that is if there is one and Will didn’t just make it all up out of whole cloth. If there was a real Romeo and Juliet, I hope the friar got hanged.