On numerous occasions, I’ve witnessed my male dog licking himself in his genital region. He appears to be doing this strictly for hygienic reasons, mostly cleaning the area under the foreskin, and occasionally he’ll work on the scrotal region. He doesn’t work the shaft, and, as far as I can discern, doesn’t seem to be get any pleasure out of it. Never has he done anything that resembles fellatio, even though, in theory, he could easily perform this on himself. Why not?
If you can reach your genitals with your mouth, what could possibly stop you from auto-fellating yourself?
At first I thought maybe this was because dogs aren’t capable of creating suction, because of the shape of their snouts. But this is clearly not the case- dogs are mammals. They wouldn’t survive if they couldn’t suck milk from their mothers’ nipples.
So why don’t dogs, cats, and other mammals that can reach fellate themselves? Did natural selection weed out those that did from the gene pool??
A good friend of mine has a dog that wasn’t neutered until he was 10 months old or so (she got him from a shelter). He had learned to fellate himself, and did it even after he had no testicles. It was great fun at parties - he’d curl into a ball and his hips would start to pump and he’d move across the floor. Not as much fun in other company, though, like when her parents or boss came to vist.
Our dog - who was gay, by the way - also used to fellate himself. It would start out simply grooming, then he would begin to “work” it as you say, then out would come the lipstick!
Two guys are in the park, looking at the dogs all around them. A dog starts licking his balls, and one guy sighs and says, “Man, I wish I could do that.”
The other guy says, “Maybe if you pet him, he’ll let you.”
