Maybe they’ve omitted the part where he uses and then disposes of a condom??
And yeah, characters keeping their bras on just makes me 
especially in Sex and the City – Samantha is supposed to be so uninhibited, but keeps her bra on?!
The Americans has a scene where the lead and his mark clean up after intercourse.
I just leave it for the ushers to clean up. It’s their job.
Considering the pornography industry is making billions, I’d say they’re cleaning up just fine.
Good point…I actually thought of that movie a month ago when I first considered starting this thread but must have forgotten about it.
Not the same at all. One is an integral part of a function shown all the time. The other function is rarely shown at all thank goodness.
Hey Stiffler, how’s the pale ale?
There’s a fairly graphic sexual-fluid scene in the 2010 Danish comedy Klown.
TMI spoiler:
The male lead decides to surprise his sleeping wife with a “pearl necklace”…then turns around to see his wife standing in the doorway, and realizes he just did the deed all over his mother-in-law.
Oi vay - the Grape Nuts commercialwent porn.
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Shodan
I’m pretty sure “the other function” has a pretty integral relationship with eating, and I see people eat in shows and movies all the time.
The only one I can bring to mind is a scene from one of the blaxploitation films of ca. 1972, where two dudes have a conversation while one is grunt-plopping.
Nicole Kidman takes a whiz (with sound effects) while Tom Cruise and she are getting ready for a party. That must be early in Eyes Wide Shut because we gave up on it after about 15 minutes.
Three waste elimination scenes I can think of but not yet mentioned. Kelsey Grammer in The Pentagon Wars has a discussion with one of his subordinates while sitting on the throne and unrolls a hand full of paper. Liv Tyler in One Night At McCools urinating while having a conversation with Matt Dillon. (Her car wash scene in this is a very sexy 2 minutes I’ve replayed many times.) And Billy Bob Thorton drops a duce that you hear splash down in this past summer’s FX series Fargo.
Doesn’t Nicole Kidman pee ON Zac Efron in some recent movie? Not sure about the sound effects.
And whenever the hero knocks on a door there’s always someone in, and they always instantly open it.
I feel like one doesn’t see this so much anymore, but it used to be something of a cliche for television shows to indicate that two characters had just hooked up by showing one in the bedroom with either the sound of the shower in the background and/or with the other one walking into the room freshly showered.
Are you watching the original version, or the syndication edits for basic cable? The later is rife with bleeps, digital underwear, & missing scenes.
They wear underwear on their fingers?
Has anybody else seen the excellent Chris Rock film “Top Five”? There’s a pretty memorable scene involving post-sex wet spots.
Pam on the very funny FX animated spy spoof Archer is often shown on the throne, going about her business.
You’re talking about people who kiss in the morning without brushing their teeth, even after a night of drinking. Obviously, all their bodily fluids are magical.