Or just for variety we could have the Jews fight the Palestinians over Belfast, and the Irish fight each other over Jerusalem. Live on Pay Per View.
Or just take Tripoli, re-name it Jerusalem, and let both sides have Jerusalem.
Last week when they were having the sleep-deprivation exercise in Camp David, I almost thought Ehud and Yasser might come up with that just to get Bill to let them get some shut-eye.
Almost.
What sucker would be stupid enough to buy it??
I certainly wouldn’t buy it. 
Maybe someone would buy it if we threw a free “Boogie Bass” into the deal.
The trouble with Northern Ireland is: 1) It’s too damn big to fence, or even to nuke without risking the mushroom cloud making its way to my lovely subdivision.(I figure we’d just need an itty-bitty bomb for Jerusalem.) 2) Think what nuking Ireland would do to the price of virgin wool; 3) The democrats would alienate the Irish-American vote, and THEN what would the Baldwin brothers do? and 4) I won’t be responsible for supplying Bono with more angst fodder? Do we really want to hear “Monday, Nuclear Monday”?
I do like the idea of a potluck dinner! Though, mind you, I’m not volunteering to light the grill…
I’m with Satan. Let’s just blow the whole shit up. 
Well, the last time an important Jewish place was destroyed the Jews named it the ‘wailing wall’ and they still pray to a bunch of rocks 2000 years later.
Bombing is good but could have global consequences, how 'bout just fencing it off and letting no one live there. Northern Ireland could be a great wildlife reserve…or we could send convicts there and have endless episodes of Survivor.