So, I just spent a sleepless night with my crying wife. She wanted to know why everything good gets taken away from us. So here’s the back story. We’re United Methodists - a happy, big-tent denomination that generally likes other people. Since the backlash against the sexual revolution in the 70s, we have been officially anti-gay marriage. It sucks, but the good news is that pretty much we ignored it. It got put in the laws in the 70s, but mostly pastors and churches sort of winked and nodded at it, but went ahead marrying gay people anyway.
Since this has been going on, they decided to try and get rid of that language. The bishops all got together and came up with a plan called ‘The One Church Plan’ that would allow clergy and churches who wanted to to have gay pastors and marry gay people to be able to do so. Those who didn’t want to do so were free not to do so. Yay for us. Everyone wins right? The bishops tried to sell the idea to everyone and it looked promising.
Enter why globalization and democracy suck. The United Methodist Church is not a dictatorship. We’re a ground-up democracy. Bishops make recommendations, but they don’t get a vote on matters. Basically, every member gets to vote for a delegate to represent them at a conference. That conference then elects a delegate to represent them at a General Conference. The General Conference is what gets to decide. The number of delegates for each conference is based on the number of members within your conference. So, my conference gets six voting members, Scandinavia has very few United Methodists, so it gets 2, Democratic Republic of Congo has a ton of members, so they get like 50. You see where I’m going with this. Due to the fact that in the US membership is falling and in Asia and Africa it’s growing like crazy, the US and Europe have about half of all votes and Asia and Africa have the other half.
Africans (and I love Africa and Africans) suck the root. The entire root. Prior to this General Conference, they had their own African meeting and decided to support something called ‘The Traditional Plan’ which not only reaffirms the stance against gay marriage, but calls for active enforcement of the prohibitions against it. They want immediate expulsion of all gay clergy and any clergy who have solemnized gay marriages. They then decided to vote as a bloc. Africans represent about 1/3 of all delegates, so they allied with Asian conferences. The US is about 75% in favor of opening it up to gay marriages, but the African and Asian bloc is so united that they steamrolled the conversation. They wouldn’t even allow the ‘One Church Plan’ up for a vote.
The kicker of course is that the conferences own all church property, so if we want to split from the main body, basically the Africans and Asians that are left would own our churches. One of the delegates from Liberia basically told us to sod off and he didn’t want to be united with people who denied the ‘truth.’
Soo… screw you Africa. Our church has tons of gay and lesbian couples so why do you get to tell them that they’re in error? While I’m on the subject, screw you Americans and Europeans who stopped coming to church and gave the Global South the power to do this crap and then you’ll sit around and complain about how hateful we are.