Why God made Golden Retrievers (re: Sandy Hook)

That would resolve a lot of the packing and counting issues. As a matter of fact, it would make it much simpler to stack them after they come out of the puppy mills. This would allow for mass-production of cubedogs, which we could then convert into suitable packing material for various bizarre and highly unethical experiments I’ve been planning.

If our efforts are successful, we might be able to re-create the “mole of moles” except it would be a massive borg-like cube of cubedogs, also known as a cubedog cube, the size of a small planet or moon.

Our main goal should be to create conditions which allow things like the following quotation to become reality:

This is too awesome not to do.

There is a “they are retrievers” joke to be found here, but I am not going to go look for it.

Talking dogs? You can’t tell me people aren’t going to want a talking dog.

Humans made Golden Retrievers, not God..

God is such a plagiarist.

Uhm…The fact that my dog talks to me is special? You guys don’t hear her too?

Of course not silly! Your dog is in Ohio and I’m in California.

I can hear my own dogs just fine though. Especially the one snoring in my ear.

With legs at half of the vertices.

I’ve heard of a talking dog, but a praying one? How does that work?

We have a golden. He’s almost 13, but just as sweet as ever. He has a bit of an attitude and can be stubborn (read: has a sense of humor when he wants to aggravate my dad), but is still one of the most loving creatures I’ve known.

Dogs are some of the best things ever. I’m so lucky to have that fuzzball in my life. He keeps me sane. Someday, I wanna help raise therapy dogs and foster shelter animals, 'cause there’s always a need for more loving furry (as well as human) souls in this world.

Well, to be fair, humans made God too.

Oh my god greatest idea ever!! :eek::D:D:D

Yes, and there should also be a team of ambivalent parrots. They just sit on their perches and look at you with cocked heads, trying to decide if you’re guilty or not.

I have one in the kitchen right now mewing for food.