Dear Group Mind,
This whole “Why don’t animals evolve with wheels” debate has been kicked around long enough (thirty years, since I remember seeing it appear on my brother’s biology homework when I was just a tot), without what I consider to be a prime factor being taken into consideration.
Animals only evolve a characteristic if it gives them a specific advantage for survival. Birds evolved wings, because wings help you find food and evade predators, for instance.
Now, wheels may make perfect sense to you as you drive your Kia down the expressway, and one could well picture a wheeled caribou putting along right beside you.
But we forget that animals evolve in nature, which usually isn’t paved and smooth and flat like an expressway is. Nature is usually paved with some form of dirt, which is much friendlier to legs than wheels.
Try putting on roller-skates and proceed through the woods or across a prarie with them. You’ll soon see where the added weight, loss of traction for leaping over obstacles, and tendency for wheels to become jammed with sand, grass, etc. supercedes any benefit from having wheels.
Yes, your four wheel drive Hummer or an Army tank could negotiate the same territory with ease. But it’s powered by internal combustion, which, somehow, eludes mother nature in her quest to evolve the best-suited life-form. Which is to say, even if an animal had wheels, tank-treads, or other rotary locomotion device, it would still lack the means to supply power to those wheels…I’m picturing a huge dinosaur of a beast which eats corn and has a digestive set-up equivalent to being an ethanol processing plant…no, no, it’s all too complicated. Nature seems to prefer much simpler solutions.
A better question would be, since humans prefer paved/ tiled/ carpeted flat environments, how long will it be before humans evolve wheels? Having a stand of casters at the end of my spine, for instance, would elliminate the need to hunt the cubicles for my missing office chair…
Hoping I’ve put this discussion, whimsical though it be, to bed…
Hosiah