Alrighty then! Now we have something to talk about!!!
>Gennifer Flowers
Not proven. Goodbye.
>“Didn’t inhale” BS
BFD. Okay, he should’a just said, “Yeah, I smoked pot back in the day, who wasn’t?” Next.
>Oxford protester
He was there on a Fellowship. He didn’t like the draft – which, BTW, from some legal viewpoints, violates the Involuntary Servitude clause of the Fourteenth(?) Amendment. Flush
>Paula Jones
Thrown outta court, as several of her statements could not be corrobarated by, I dunno, reality? Exit, stage down
>Whitewater deal
After $70 million spent in investigation, including attempted intimidation and jailing of witnesses…Nada. Pull! BLAMMO!!!
>Vince Foster’s death
Suicide, proven by inquest. Slamdunk!
>Hummers in the oval office with a 21 year old intern
>Semen stained dress
>Monica and the cigar
What, are you jealous? Get a date…
>Hillary’s “vast right wing conspiracy” theory
Does the name “Richard Mellon Scaife” ring a bell? Go read Blinded by the Right by David Brock. Get the whole sad story. That guy is an argument for the Inheritance Tax if I ever heard one.
>“Wag the dog” attempts at Iraq and Al-quaida
So, did Clinton do nothing about Saddam and Osama, as the r-wingers claim nowadays, or did he make attempts for the sole purpose of distracting The Peepul from his impending impeachment. Jeesuz, make up your minds…
>Impeachment trial
Presided over by one man who divorced his wife while she was in the hospital dying of cancer, and another who fathered an illegimate child, and others included a stauch anti-abortionist who nevertheless got abortions for his ex-wives (that’s wives, plural). Look up the definition for “hypocrite” sometime.
>Resignation to practice law rather than face disbarment charges
Now, what was the name of the guy who resigned rather than face impeachment? Wait, don’t tell me, don’t tell me…
>Lincoln Room rentals
ZZZZZZZ
>“Depends on what “is” is”
Is this the best you’ve got?
>Marc Rich Pardon
OK, something worth talking about. Rich got busted for tax evasion – quick, get the firing squad! – and had already made a settlement deal that the Justice Department then reniged on. He was not so much a fugitive as someone who happened to be in a foreign country when the US Govt. screwed him over. So his wife slips Clinton a little incentive for a little justice. Doesn’t cause me to lose sleep, frankly.
>Kathleen Willey
…whose only “witness” refused to corroborate her BS story, and was then hounded unmercifully by Kenneth “Win At All Costs” Starr, included losing her job, her house, and being threatened with having her only son taken away from her. You call THAT “justice?” Honor? Dignity?
>He’s a terrible saxophone player too
Sounded pretty good to me on Arsenio, all those years ago. Maybe that’s why I voted for him!