Why I don't like religious tracts

A bit off-topic, but we seem to have some knowledgeable anti-tract fans here… In December of last year, I found an online anti-tract about Christmas. The story line involved a man who was new in town saying that he was going home to “decorate for the holidays”, and the neighbors assumed he meant for Christmas. But in truth he was decorating for a pagan Winter Solstice, and the decorations included a… gulp… large roof-mounted fertility god with rather awe-inspiring proportions :eek: Anyone know which one I’m talking about? Is it still online anywhere? I need to know I’m not hallucinating…