Why I will never go into science

[pullin]

@kayaker

I’m guessing the fabulous, challenging, rewarding world of the food service industry. Amiright?

I guessed art. It says “Sandwich Artist” right there on the uniform.

[Inner_Stickler]

@Chronos

It is not! There was cake in the physics department main office just this morning. Banana cake with chocolate chips.

Fuck, I’ma get me a physics degree.

[Nava]

@Heller_Highwater

Wait. I’m concerned with figures whenever I’m trying to get a paper ready for publication. Does this mean that the only logical conclusion is that Roman soldiers are like gigolos, or have I been doing science wrong all these years?

The conclusion is that with a Mesalina around, any Roman soldier who was willing to figure as a gigolo had it made.

[Voyager]

@Heller_Highwater

Wait. I’m concerned with figures whenever I’m trying to get a paper ready for publication. Does this mean that the only logical conclusion is that Roman soldiers are like gigolos, or have I been doing science wrong all these years?

I just hope you use nice round numbers in your tables. Like 2,000,000 Frenchman can’t be wrong, but they can be gigolos, and French is a romance language, which brings us right back to Roman soldiers.

How do you ever get anything published if you can’t make such simple logical connections?