Do you mean George Hamilton? Because Mark Hamill made a couple of pretty big movies a while back…
Hamilton, on the other hand, aside from one hysterical movie and one cute movie, is merely famous for being tan and famous.
Honestly, . I don’t know what that means.
Uh, I agree with Bambi. Tobey is good-lookun!! Mmm-mmm-mmm!!! Thanks for the pics! 
Jennifer Lopez.
I hope I’m not unintentionally getting ready to insult you, but I don’t know if you’re familiar with Surratt, so I’ll overexplain and hope I’m not being unkind. The photo shows Ms. McCarthy with her tongue dangling waaaaay out of her mouth, so far as to make Gene Simmons envious, so far as to suggest that she is being hanged by the neck until dead dead dead like Mrs. Mary “Please don’t let me fall” Surratt, one of the conspirators in the death of A. Lincoln.
I found Sampiro’s line one of the funniest damn things I’ve read in a long time, but I like that Dennis Miller kind of humor that makes me feel superior for gettin it.
Sir Rhosis
She gives me a woody. And dammit, that’s enough!!!
Here’s a handy tip, for IE users at least: Click and drag the link to your address bar, and most non-linkable geocities-type images like that will usually work. The other alternative is to add a question mark at the end of the url, which I guess somehow overrides the suppression code.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
In which I post my contribution of Martin Lawrence, “The Man Of No Discernible Talent”.
As has been mentioned already, Zsa Zsa Gabor is the queen of “Why is ______ famous?” Most people on this list might not deserve to be famous, but at least it’s easy enough to point to whatever did vault them to fame. With Zsa Zsa, it’s a complete mystery. She’s just always been … there.
Can you not get a woody from someone else?
Tom Greene!! He’s not funny, he’s just malicious and stupid! Sure, there’s comedy that’s malicious and stupid and funny, but his is not it!
Oh, and, KGS, take those remarks about Tobey back! 
I love him! (Yes, I know I’m old enough to be his mother, just shut up about that, okay?)
Pia Zadora anyone? Thankfully she seems to have faded back into obscurity.
Nobody has mentioned Zsa Zsa Gabor yet?
Why, yes, yes they have:
Yes the Gabor Sister have been mentioned, but I will see your Hungarians and raise you Tito Jackson.
I think this one trumps all:
She’s butt ugly. She’s gratingly annoying. She can’t act or sing. WTF?
Yeah, I guess I was thinking of George Hamilton. I wonder if anybody is taking bets on when he’ll be diagnosed with skin cancer?
Yikes! :eek: Someone tell Steve Tyler that we know who stole his lips!
It’s my lifelong crusade to make sure that jennifer tilly never works in film again. Alas, she continues to get jobs, presumably because she has large mammary glands (which aren’t holding up all that well).
In addition to her whiny, little-girl, pouty, baby-talking routine at age 40 or better, she’s just plain fugly. Her nomination in ‘Bullets Over Broadway’ was an embarrassment.
**Adam Sandler, Will Farrell (god, “Elf” just freaking reeked), Chevy Chase ** and the rest continue to get work because they made enough money early on to now produce their own movies, thus perpetuating the pain inflicted on us all. The movies are excrement, but enough people are either that desperate (me in a hotel room with Elf) or have that little in the way of good sense and taste.
Julia Roberts. No mystery. She sleeps with everyone she comes in contact with. If she had as many sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine.
William Hurt/Jeremy Irons: from the Cinematic School of Lackluster, located in Catatonia, Italy. The lack of emotional content in both these chumps passes for deep feeling, when in actuality, neither of them knows what the hell they’re supposed to do next. Whenever a movie calls for someone to sit and stare off into space with a faraway look in their eyes like a dog taking a shit, they hire one of these guys.
My top 3:
American Idol - Seriously, dumbest…show…evar.
William Hung - I know its been debated here before, but I just don’t get it.
Simon - Who the Friggin hell was he before this dumb show???
Dr. Joyce Brothers, a bland psychologist/media personality who has nothing to say yet will turn up anywhere to say it.
CBS TV host Harry Smith keeps getting work there and as host of Biography among other things yet the guy has no personality or presence. He makes Dick Cavett look like David Letterman by comparison.
Coolio was once a rapper with about three memorable songs (and two hits), but now he’s another “turn up anywhere, do nothing” type of celebrity.
In his defense, George Hamilton was a minor latterday rising star from the old Hollywood studio system. He’s just been clever enough to hang around with TV and minor film work until he became famous for being famous A kind of living parody of the Hollywood phony, and few remember he actually was an actual actor at one time.
While I am irritated at the recent glut of Ryan Seacrest in the popular culture - American Idol, On Air…, and isn’t he taking over Casey Kasem’s radio countdown show at some point - I’m not surprised. He’s blandly likeable to enough people, that seems on his way to being the next Dick Clark, someone who can be a TV or radio host and play up to more famous people without being threatening. I read in the NYT, IIRC, that also like Clark, he is very savy at making deals and being involved with projects behind the scenes. So he may turn out to be a shrewd businessman who happens to make his living in front of a camera.
I can’t believe there’s been on mention of Carrot Top yet(or did I miss it?). Exactly where did he come from before those stupid phone commericals started airing?