About 6 years ago when I was 52 I noticed a clicking sound that happens in the back of my neck every time I turn my head.
Now, before the moderators have a fit and tell me this is not the place to ask for medical advice, let me make it clear that I am not asking for advice. I am simply using my own experience with a chiropractor as a starting point for discussion.
Since this problem seemed spine-related and since my sister had recommended a certain chiropractor who had allegedly done her a lot of good, I called him up and was told to come over immediately.
As soon as I started talking about the clicking, he brushed it aside as unimportant but got me fixed up for an complete set of X-Rays where I was radiated six ways from Sunday.
He was not interested in the original reason for my visit. He was interested in getting me to join his medical “cult”. I was told all about the theory of Chiropractic, namely, that just about all diseases and infirmities are due to “subluxation” in which the vertebrae of the spine supposedly fuse together and get out of alignment, thus pressing on the nerves that bring the “life force” (is this proven?) from the brain via the spinal cord to the different parts of the body.
To be in good health, I was told, the “doctor” had to repeatedly push and manipulate the vertebrae in my spine so they would line up straight and let those poor, squeezed nerves bring their “life force” to my organs.
This, of coursae, meant multiple vi$it$ to the Chiropractor.
Now, the only really useful thing I ever got from my humanities/arts education is a pretty good bullshit meter. And boy, did it start to go off in that place!
First of all I was shown a lamp connected to a rheostat. What happens when less electricity is getting through the wire, we were asked? Why, the lamp gets dimmer. Just like your poor organs cannot work right if the vetebrae are pressing on the nerves, and not letting enough “life force” through.
But wait a damned minute! This analogy makes no sense. It is true that the nerves do carry an electrical impulse. And it is true that severe spinal injuries that sever the nerves can paralyse and kill. But since when does a lamp get dimmer if you put pressure on the wire leading to it? If I put so much pressure on the wire that the wire snaps, then assuredly the lamp will go out. But I can stand all 180 lbs. of me on the wire and the flow of electricity is not altered.
The “doctor” then showed me my X-rays and gave me a chart showing that I allegedly had subluxation in vertebrae 1c, 2c, 5c, 7c, 2T, 5T, 1L, 3L and 5L.
Since the nerves coming out of these vertebrae affect different parts of the body, the subluxation in 5T, for example, would affect my heart and the “possible symptoms” (another escape clause) would be chest pains, tightness or constriction.
In point of fact, my heart is like that of a 25-year-old and I have never had ANY tightness or constriction. So what did the chiro reply? “There has not been any damage that you can see YET.”
Okay. But what about 3L? It says on the chart that this one affects the sex organs including the prostate. Now, it so happens I have a prostate the size of a goat’s head and I have a lot of trouble peeing. So if the chiro adjusts my 3L enough, my prostate should get better, right? No, sorry, but sometimes the subluxation has done so much damage that it is too late to correct the problem.
Then about 5 weeks and 10 treatments later, I told him that my sinuses felt less stuffy. It was also early summer and the weather was now more humid and warmer, but he immediately told me that that was because vertebrae 1c and 2c were being aligned properly.
Now am I the only one who detects bullshit here? One thing I have learned on SDMB is that a proposition that cannot under any circumstances be falsified cann be true, either.
I would love to hear other experiences with this so-called “science”.