Why is the Straight Dope running like Straight Shit?

So, in a nutshell, Chicago Reader provides the server and a portion of the manhours of IT guru Jerry. But the Mods and Admins are all volunteers, who receive no compensation other than a coffee mug.

It almost makes them sound altruistic, until you consider all the hot SDMB groupie sex they get.

Fuck-fuck, fuckety-fuck fuck fuck, you fucking fuck.

Gawddammit, Sofa, I really liked you.

And now I find out yer a hokie.

Ffffuck.

From now on, you’re just going to see a maroon and orange… man-made object, 'cause there ain’t nothin’ natural that comes in those colors.

Ain’t that the truth.

Volunteer work.
Fighting ignorance.
Taking longer than they thought.

I know exactly why the Boards have been slowing down: Cecil has just discovered Counterstrike is is soaking up all the bandwidth.

Heh heh heh, ditto. Dang Sofa King- are you the exception to the rule as far as the jokes about Hokies go?

Oh, and <clears throat> Go Hoos!
-me

The SDMB Server

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  • s.e.

Thanks, I’m heading home from work now and won’t be able to get “dit dah dee dah dow-dow, dee ba dib a doh” out of my head the whole ride home. If anyone reads about a man found dead on roadside with his smashed through the driver’s side window in the NY Post tomorrow, please contact my next of kin.
And you’re really gonna earn my wrath if I survive the ride home & start humming it whilst engaging in carnal pleasures

Oops. Sorry Lynn.