This is not a lie. Every once in a while, like tonight, I hear music playing through my toilet. I’m not nuts. I had someone corroborate that there was in fact music playing through the toilet. It’s muffled, but it is most definitely there. Tonight, it was a rock song.
House or apartment?
Either way, it’s just coming through the drain pipe.
Where I work, if the situations are just right, when in the bathroom, I can hear the people in the next room over through the floor drain.
Handel’s Water Music?
Are you Big In Japan?
Win.
I hate that crappy classical stuff.
Is the water level low in the toilet? I can’t think of any reason sound would travel through a sewage pipe unless the trap wasn’t filled with water.
More likely, it’s sound traveling down the vent stack.
When it’s stormy outside, I can hear the rain and the wind in our basement bathroom.
Sign above a toilet: Please wiggel Handel.
Written below on the sign: If I do, will it wiggel Bach?
Is it Tori Amos? Here in my Head?
Your toilet’s baroque.
Maybe the same guy that installed Laurie Partridge’s braces installed your toilet.
I think it happened with Gilligan’s back molars too. CALL THE PROFESSER!
So, before you go to the hardware store to get parts to fix this, you need to make a Chopin Liszt.
The shower had another gig?
My boy, it is you who is making it crappy.
Scat music?
Hot poop?
A major turd?
Piped Music?
But seriously, are you sure it’s not just the sound of water in the pipes? I had a toliet once that would play symphonic chord progressions, it’s the aural equivalent of pareidolia.
Michelangelo: Sorry. turns down boombox
You can hear the wind in our bathroom no matter what the weather’s doing.