Aaah, I see. I’m not allowed to do any disclosures, only closings.
Fuck legal paper anyways.
Sam
Cripes, this is Basic Management of Supplies. Heck, I have a grocery staples list, which I check each week when I’m making out my shopping list. If I have fewer than X amount of potatoes, I put “potatoes” on the list, if there’s less than half a jar of chicken base in the fridge, I put “jar of chicken Better Than Bouillion” on the list, etc. It’s not rocket science. Over the years, I have learned what we need to keep in the house on a regular basis. I used to keep this list in my head, but it’s more efficient to keep it in a computer file, and check the file each time I make out a list. I can’t imagine not doing the same thing in a place of business.
And nobody has EVER accused me of being overly organized.
And trees are made of wood, and wood floats…
Notice: Morale will stay low until the beatings improve.
-The Employees
Or, in regards to the OP: Morale will stay low until the President improves.
Sheesh, has no one here ever heard of keeping a personal Secret Stash of Office Supplies That Often Run Out?
I used to have one of those.
It ran out.
Hey grrl… good to see ya back… I been worrying about ya…
But not nuff to use legal sized paper… Bawahahahaha
*Good to see you out and about… *
Debate Moderator: Mr. Kerry, Mr. Bush, what do you both plan to do about the staggering lack of legal-sized paper crippling the home mortgage industry? You each have 30 seconds to answer. Mr. Bush will go first.
GWB: Well, sir, we definitely need legal-sized paper. There’s, uh…too many…things America requires legal-sized paper for. But the issue isn’t really about the lack of legal-sized paper. What America must do is show resolve in…uh, staying the course against those who wish to harm our future in legal-sized paper. Since I first took office, the new Dept. of Homeland Security has been making great strides in hunting down and arresting terrorists who want to destroy our liberty through…uh, legal-sized paper. Only once that is done can we truly guarantee democracy for the rest of the world.
DM: …
GWB: Hm?
DM: Are you finished, Mr. Bush?
GWB: Er…yes.
DM: Mr. Kerry? You have 30 seconds.
JFK: I don’t believe that Mr. Bush quite understands what the serious issue is here. I can tell you now that the issue surrounding the lack of legal-sized paper has not been handled the way I would have handled it. Mr. Bush will tell you that legal-sized paper is a cornerstone of our economy. I agree with him, but not enough has been done to ensure that plenty of it is available to all Americans, rich and poor. The rich certainly have enough legal-sized paper, but what about the poor and working-class? Have they been overlooked? As president, I guarantee that they will not be overlooked. I will put programs in place that are far better than what this administration has executed. If you can’t handle the issue of legal-sized paper, Mr. President, then give the job to someone who can!
Satisfied? 
Adam
You know who uses legal paper all the time?
That’s right. Trial lawyers.
Trial lawyers? Not the police? So the police are using…gasp…illegal-sized paper?
Sounds like a conspiracy to me. :eek:
Aw man, I’d gladly ship you the box of shitty legal pads my office has. We apparently got a bad batch or something, (like, 20 boxes worth of bad) because every legal pad I grab, WITHOUT FAIL, the cardboard comes unglued from the rest of the pad, leaving you with this floppy notepad that is of no use when you’re trying to take notes anywhere other than the top of your desk. Meetings, with the pad in your lap? Fuhgettaboutit. Not to mention that without the cardboard the rest of the pages just all fall out too. Stoopid no stick cheapo asshat glue.
I steal boxes of those binder clips and clip the cardboard back on. But then I can’t fold the used pages over very well.
OH THE HORROR!
I thought this was pretty funny. 
Not a single response.
Adam
:eek:
[Office Blonde]I don’t know what all the fuss is about. If I really needed more legal size paper, I just take a piece to the copier and push the button to get as much as I want. Wasn’t that easy?[/OB]
Thou hast spoken well, sir. The real estate company I work for goes through an absolutely obscene amount of legal paper (if you’ve ever wondered where the rain forests are going to, this is it). And we’re using more than ever now that we have our fancy document management system installed, because, of course, everybody has to print out their own copies of all the documents. And all the documents are on legal paper.
To the OP, do you not have company credit cards and a nearby store that you can run to for to buy an emergency supply of paper? Or are there other departments in your building that you can borrow some paper from?
A WITCH! A WITCH!
I like legal paper. That is, I like it for legal uses. I work with lease documents, which frequently approach 60 pages. When these same documents are put onto letter instead, they just get way too thick.
I like legal size paper too.
My airplanes seem to soar farther with with legal paper.
Legal size paper also flies truer in our office basketball games, too.
You missed the mark. It should have gone something like this:
Debate Moderator: Mr. Kerry, Mr. Bush, what do you both plan to do about the staggering lack of legal-sized paper crippling the home mortgage industry? You each have 30 seconds to answer. Mr. Bush will go first.
President Bush: 9/11 changed everything. The terrorists have newkular weapons, and want to kill you! Be afraid of the terrorists! This country isn’t safe anymore! Everything has changed! You need strong leadership, not a flip-flopper! Yee-haw! I’ll be strong and kill 'em all! I’m the new messiah, baby!
Debate Moderator: 2 minutes to you, Senator Kerry.
Senator Kerry: Moderator, let me just start by using the first one minute and thirty seconds of the time which you have so graciously allotted me to thank the city this debate is in, any important organizations which are in the city in which this debate is in, the county this city is in, the people in the county of which I just spoke, the people in the audience, and also the denist who fixed a cavity for me in the second grade. Now, on the subject of legal paper. As you know, I served in Vietnam. My oponent didn’t, and instead of hunting Osama Bin Laden, he OUTSOURCED the capture to Afghan warlords, and now Osama is still on the loose! I’m right for America!