Why men are idiots living in a fantasy world when it comes to strippers and porn stars

In the early 80s I was in college with a woman who most definitely was in Playboy and not shy about bragging about it.

More recently I know a nice and pretty bartender who did a couple of pronos. She doesn’t tell anybody.

Yup.

The Onion summed it up pretty well with their editorial: “I think that stripper is really interested in me.”

I was gonna ask if that’s a merger between a porno and a promo, but then I thought, “how could you tell?”

No, not really. However, some of them do pop laxative pills and/or have enemas before an anal shoot to prevent on-screen leakage. Also, girls who do a lot of on-screen swallowing tend to do a lot of off-screen puking, too.

Porn is hell.