Why so many bullies/jerks on here?

[Ranger_Jeff]

@Qadgop_the_Mercotan

Could you elaborate on what it takes to be a fully qualified Canadian, though?

Well, there’s the official membership card and the secret handshake. I think a complete collection of Anne Murray LPs may be involved too, eh?

[Ike_Witt]

I am not sure about this. Would I be breaking any board rules if I suggested that the OP go and introduce herself to the folks over at 4chan? I love to know what she thinks of those shining examples of humanity.

[dropzone]

they would thank us.

[Siam_Sam]

@ellie303

Also, he’s a fucking astronaut.

@Hamlet

But this whole “I’m fucking an astronaut” and “go play in traffic” (and the lack of solid punctuation and spelling, makes me second guess my sympathy.

No, no, no. I think you people have misunderstood. In her excitement, she misspoke (miswrote?). She meant to say, “He’s fucking an astronaut.”

[Morgenstern]

@russian_heel

Im with ya, ellie. For a website that advertises itself as place for intellectual discourse, its full of obnoxious jerks. As for newbies, try and fight back----some of the well-connected regulars here will whine like bitches and report you to the Mods like snitches and try to get you banned. It can be a despicable place.

Well, as for me, I still have all my parts and appendages, so I guess I was pretty well connected. Oh, and I’m regular too.

I like your username, an obvious parapraxis on your part.

[Declan]

@ellie303

I recently started a thread about deleting a posting on here because of a privacy concern. There were so many tools who wrote back about how I’m stupid for not knowing that my posts would be public. I knew that they would be public, but they were way easier for me to find than I had previously imagined. I can’t believe people are such tools that they feel the need to get in packs and bully people on here. Losers. Is this how most people are on here? If so, how do I delete my account? GROSS. It’s my bday today and I don’t need this shit. I find it sad that bullies have no problem hiding behind their computers like cowards. I asked a simple question. Get over yourselves.

Future leader of our country

Declan

[Duckster]

The 302 others named Ellie did not stay long, either. What makes you so special that we haven’t seen this before?

[DinoR]

@John_Mace

I’d advise you to remember The First Rule of Holes.

I had to look this up. What came to mind first was a rule of thumb involving rings. :smack:

[Cabin_Fever_1]

@Becky2844

(Bolding mine.)

Then why did you forget Valentine’s Day?

Um…Um…
I forgot?
Uh…duh…

[Cabin_Fever_1]

@Ranger_Jeff

Well, there’s the official membership card and the secret handshake. I think a complete collection of Anne Murray LPs may be involved too, eh?

That is going too extreme, sorry/

[Smeghead]

“HEY!! HEY EVERYONE!! HELLO? HEY, HEY, HEY!!!”

Pause

“WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME, YOU JERKS??!”

Run away sobbing

[Ethilrist]

@silenus

This one, wherein we mercilessly pummel the OP into tears with our bullying ways.

Well, that was brutal…

[get_lives]

@Smeghead

“HEY!! HEY EVERYONE!! HELLO? HEY, HEY, HEY!!!”

Pause

“WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME, YOU JERKS??!”

Run away sobbing

Clearly, you were looking at her the WRONG WAY.

[JackieLikesVariety]

@AncientHumanoid

Blast off the pad, Tad

Go orbit Mars, Lars

Release the pod, Rod

And set yourself free

this post wins the thread! even though I now have Rocketman for an earworm :mad:

[GrumpyBunny]

@Smeghead

“HEY!! HEY EVERYONE!! HELLO? HEY, HEY, HEY!!!”

Pause

“WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME, YOU JERKS??!”

Run away sobbing

You know it’s usually a flounce, not sobbing!

[Gatopescado]

Just because he’s been to Uranus doesn’t make him an astronaut.

[Count_Blucher]

@ellie303

He looks pretty tasty on my bed right now. Also, he’s a fucking astronaut.

I’m not sure I remember you posting here before, but something about your story seemed familiar… As for us being miserable or sexless, etc, etc, etc… what would you have us tell you? Depends…?

[VinylTurnip]

@Gatopescado

Just because he’s been to Uranus doesn’t make him an astronaut.

He’s definitely an astronaut, because he ain’t got no money and he ain’t got no hair.

[cochrane]

If you go to Uranus, watch out for the cling-ons.

[Chefguy]

@VinylTurnip

He’s definitely an astronaut, because he ain’t got no money and he ain’t got no hair.

Yo’ mama ain’t no astronaut.