(Hang on, guys, I’m just zipping up my flame-retardant suit. It’s not as loose as it used to be.)
There we go. OK, here’s what I get from my not entirely insignificant experience with all the comp sci majors who have been coming into my library over the years looking for this stuff. Also, I used to be into Star Wars, LOTR, and still am into Dune, but not that much. Oh, plus I’ve gotten into computers and programming lately, so I’m in touch with a lot of you guys.
Here’s the deal, hardcore sci-fi fans. Most non-harcore fans aren’t really trashing and disrespecting the authors. It’s you. Speaking as a guy who doesn’t really care about sci-fi one way or the other, you all are some strange, weird, twisted people. Not all of you, and most of those who are weird aren’t that weird (about sci-fi, anyway), but damn, I’ve seen enough screaming matches in here, other forums, and to a lesser extent real life over stupid details about . . . well, pretty much any and every type of sci-fi thing out there. I just shake my head.
And what’s with all the toys? Miniatures, models, comic books, trivia books, posters, and costumes. These aren’t high school kids we’re talking about. These are guys in their 30’s and 40’s.
Especially the costumes. If you are a guy in your 40’s, and you are not rehearsing for a play, taking your kids out trick-or-treating, or tying your naked wife to the sofa while dressed in an SS uniform complete with matching eyepatch, then you have no business wearing a costume. I’m sorry, but that Tron guy is an abomination, and he should be required by law to pass an army PT test before being allowed wear skin-tight white fabric in public again.
And the whole “We can create a totally new universe with it’s own reality” angle? I’ve got news for you. Not every sci-fi nut leaves the totally separate universe after they put the book down and come to my library. Or starts posting in Great Debates about world politics for that matter.
Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re not hurting anybody, and I shouldn’t judge, and lots of sci-fi geeks used to be linebackers or whatever, but still . . . you asked. Hell, I admire science fiction writers–and the best of the best do get mainstream recognition, btw–but the people they write for? Sigh.
And before anyone posts it, I’ve read the Onion article. I feel the same way about sports geeks.