DOOOOMED!!! You’re DOOOOOOOOMED!
The Cooler of Death/Evil Death Highway of Doom/Zombie Apocalypse/Something Even More Horrible awaits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgsPzydgzxE&feature=related Can’t find the exact one I want, but these clips are pretty good.
The Old Empty Barn is at the end …
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Yeah, I thought maybe that was it, but I-45 was almost devoid of traffic this morning.
I’m putting my money on either the Yellowstone caldera going up, or that volcano in Canary islands collapsing and unleashing a giant tsunami.
You are hilarous! ROFLMAO
Well, the Republicans are about to take control of the US House of Representatives, so your feelings of dread have some justification. :eek:
Your problem was that it was Sunday. They always start that way. I recommend two ounces of Stolichnaya or equivalent; clears it right up. If you can’t obtain the necessary pharmaceuticals because it’s Sunday, well, that just serves to confirm the diagnosis. Be better prepared next time.
As we get closer to May 21st, that feeling will intensify.
I get this on a hangover, or if I drink too much coffee. Doubly so if I combine them.
I sometimes get this, and I usually can’t find a reason for it. And sometimes there’s some unresolved issue that I’ve pushed out of my head.
And one time it was because I ordered The Sixth Sense on Pay Per View and it was repeating throughout the day. It has a really creepy soundtrack!
Why? What happens then?
I get this feeling every now and then–dread. It’s not a good feeling. I often chalked it up to hormone levels, but since the OP is a man, that explanation is out the window.
Maybe reading about the dead birds and dead fish made you feel a sense of . . . foreboding? I live in FL and the fish thing doesn’t bother me too much because we so often have red tidehere.
A bunch of mooks are disappointed to discover the world didn’t end.
Funny, I read about both those incidents only after I posted the OP, so at best I was having a sense of foreboding that a bunch of birds and fish were going to go tits up all at once.
Hey, that still means I’m a prophet! I wonder how I can profit?
Not only about to die…but in a long, lingering, extremely painful way. Otherwise the OP wouldn’t be getting the premonition.
On a (hopefully in your case totally irrelevant) alternate note, apparently when your heart stops beating temporarily (usually because of an arrythmia or minor heart attack or (darkly amusingly) also caused by the **treatments **used to correct the above issues) the major reported symptom by patients is a ‘feeling of nameless dread or impending doom.’
Our brains are a little used to feeling/hearing our pulse, and get subconsciously freaked out when it’s not there any longer.
Maybe check your pulse once in a while to be sure you’re ok?
Otherwise, break out the cryptic writings handbook and start issuing prophecies.
Don’t give any away for free, or you’ll undermine your potential market!