Why we went to war

Saw this sign outside a bar. It was up for quite a while.

“God Bless our Troops
Oberon is back.”

Isn’t it good to know the war in Iraq wasn’t just about oil and freedom. We fought for the right to let college kids and yokels drink an overpriced microbrewery beer. God Bless America!

Fortunately, Puck has quit causing mischief.

I thought we went to liberate all of the porn that Saddam and his son Uday had stolen.