Me too, probably not the same nationality, then I was a member of the Anarchist Federation of Denmark (AFID http://www.anarchy.no/afid.html ) in the seventies, oh, and I did inhale too ;).
I’m too left-wing.
Other than that, I’m golden. I don’t have a criminal record, I pay my taxes, don’t do drugs, and next year I’ll officially be a policy wonk. But I’m also pro-gay marriage and anti-capital punishment, and I wouldn’t hide it.
Also, there’s that time I kicked a student.
At least it wasn’t a puppy.
Wrong nationality.
Got Pitted for a remark about black humor and 9/11.
Didn’t finish my PhD.
The US Government has a list of over 20 aliases for me. Most of them are, under Spanish law, not considered aliases as they’re either misspellings or “evident variations” (1), but if the Americans want to consider Mariana, Mari Ana and Mary Ana (not my name, but similar) as separate names, who am I to tell them how to waste their money?
Too allergic to lawyers.
(1): if a guy is called “Bob” and his name is Robert, that’s an “evident variation.” If he’s called Bob and his name is James, that’s an alias.
Well, I’m not a monster.
I’m just a real BITCH.