Not the WTC you’re thinking of. The World Trade Center was destroyed in 2001, but the Wombat Teleportation Commission is doing just fine.
Marley ! Tell the Elders the MC gas is working perfectly. Give those sheep another 5 minutes in the cloud to make sure everyone’s affected, then send in the PR boys with the cover story on the cover story.
Of course we knew, it was us! We knew all along that the Twin Towers were designed just to be a two-fingered salute to us from across the Atlantic.
We weren’t going to let you get away with that you dirty Yankee bastards! We’ve got a Queen!
Wombat. Wombat wombat wombat. It’s a great word, wombat, isn’t it? It has a “wom”, it has a “bat”, and it has an “omba”.
Wombat.
Wombat
Obam WT
Obam[a brought down the] WT[C using a controlled demolition].
Wake up sheeple!
NO! Not the wombats. It was the Froggies and of course, the Squirrels. Don’t you people pay attention?
Don’t you mean “cables”?
The only thing the Brits knew was that 9/11 was the day when more Brits died from a terrorist attack than any other day in its history.
I didn’t know that.
Well most Brits 
67 British people were killed that day.
It was the storage site for Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate. It HAD to go up in flames. Can’t you people figure anything out?
No, no. The World Trade Center is still in The Research Triangle Park, just like it always has been.
Nope. It’s in Amsterdam
Whatever you’ve been drinking, I’d like some of it. Your clarity leaves much to be desired.
WTC7 was a Metropolitan Terrain Armored Tower (MT-AT), Block D. Just look up the plans, which are stored in the archives at WTC2. (Or, at least they used to be.)
Rah! Rah! Sis boom bah!
Wildwood Wombats, rah rah rah!!!
(That was my summer swim team, approximately 1980 to 1990.)
duh… everyone who’s anyone knows that Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf created the entire disaster in order to get the inside angle on nearby property and open a mosque 9 years later…
You sheeple are overlooking the most obvious explanation…
Reagan smash!
Didn’t an early version of “loose change” say it was all about stealing gold or something :dubious:
I heard he was hung.
That’s an acronym for “waste of money, brains, and time”.
This thread is a wombat.