Why you should never name a cartoon character Buzz

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I suspect it’s because you are right about it being a mistake due to late night recreation, and the person was just too embarrassed to get help. People will do nutty things to avoid embarrassment; I recall reading of a guy who gashed open his scrotum masturbating on a vibrating piece of heavy machinery at work, and tried to repair the problem with an industrial stapler. :eek: He was admitted later to the emergency room with an infected scrotum and rusty staples.
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He was a machinist, using a buffing wheel, and lost a nut in the process (which was never found).

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
He was a machinist, using a buffing wheel, and lost a nut in the process (which was never found).
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It’s bust a nut, not buffed a nut!

[QUOTE=Derleth]
It’s bust a nut, not buffed a nut!
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In this case, I’d say it was both! :eek:

Was he sacked for playing with his tool at work?

[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
That link is more disturbing than mine. I just saw the picture of the x-ray itself; I assumed somebody was involved in a little late night physical recreation and things got out of hand (as it were). But your link provides the story behind the x-ray; it was taken at an airport not in some emergency room. So now I’m stuck trying to figure out why somebody would want to board an airplane with a Buzz Lightyear action figure shoved up their anus.
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:dubious:
You might want to check the batteries in your Bullshit meter.
My BS meter is going off with that “story”
Since when did the TSA start X-raying passengers? AFAIK TSA does not use X-rays at any airports for passenger inspections. Your luggage yes, your carry ons, yes. You ? No.
I vote either late night recreation, or some one is having fun with photoshop.

[QUOTE=Rick]
:dubious:
You might want to check the batteries in your Bullshit meter.
My BS meter is going off with that “story”
Since when did the TSA start X-raying passengers? AFAIK TSA does not use X-rays at any airports for passenger inspections. Your luggage yes, your carry ons, yes. You ? No.
I vote either late night recreation, or some one is having fun with photoshop.
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My thoughts exactly.

Where’s Buzz’s screws? His face shows up too well, unless it’s lead paint on him, too.

[QUOTE=Rick]
I vote either late night recreation, or some one is having fun with photoshop.
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It’s GOT to be Photoshop. Have you ever seen that action figure? The shoulders are something like 6 inches across. There are some people who can take that kind of stretch in their rectum, but most of them are working in gay fisting porn…

[QUOTE=jayjay]
It’s GOT to be Photoshop. Have you ever seen that action figure? The shoulders are something like 6 inches across. There are some people who can take that kind of stretch in their rectum, but most of them are working in gay fisting porn…
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While I agree with you about the size of the action figure, I would mention one word vagina. A newborn baby is pretty good sized.

[QUOTE=Rick]
While I agree with you about the size of the action figure, I would mention one word vagina. A newborn baby is pretty good sized.
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Is that supposed to be tucked into a vagina or a rectum? Because there are significant physiological differences between the two. If you’re going for a “That’s a woman in that x-ray”, I concede the possibility. If you’re going for a “A vagina could fit that so why not a rectum?” I can’t.

Also, looking at that x-ray again, the arms are actually spread out a bit. I could see the possibility if the arms were straight against the body because the walls of the rectum/vagina were squeezing it. I can’t buy that the arms would relax into that position once in.

That toy has a limited amount of articulation at the shoulders. That’s as ‘relaxed’ as they get.

[QUOTE=E-Sabbath]
That toy has a limited amount of articulation at the shoulders. That’s as ‘relaxed’ as they get.
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So, you go to Phoenix much? :dubious:

:wink:

The image I had was of someone trying like hell to get it “in there” shouting at the poor thing: You! Are! A! Toy!

[QUOTE=jayjay]
Is that supposed to be tucked into a vagina or a rectum? Because there are significant physiological differences between the two. If you’re going for a “That’s a woman in that x-ray”, I concede the possibility. If you’re going for a “A vagina could fit that so why not a rectum?” I can’t.
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I was going for the only way it hell it would fit inside the human body is if the subject is female, and it is in the vagina.

IANARadiologist (or any sort of medical expert) but that looks like a male pelvis to me. A female pelvis is much rounder and wider on the inside.

For comparison:

Female pelvis.

Male pelvis. (Scroll down. Ignore the white circle - it’s a massive bladder stone, but the pelvis itself is normal and uninjured.)

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Ignore the white circle - it’s a massive bladder stone
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Totally off-topic, but OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD! If I ever have a bladder stone that size I want my family to shoot me!

[QUOTE=jayjay]
Totally off-topic, but OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD! If I ever have a bladder stone that size I want my family to shoot me!
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No kidding! It’s almost as bad as having a plastic action figure with wings stuck up your arse! :smiley:

(Sorry, it was the only positively identified “male” pelvic x-ray I could find without fractures, arthritis or other deformations.)

[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
I suspect it’s because you are right about it being a mistake due to late night recreation, and the person was just too embarrassed to get help. People will do nutty things to avoid embarrassment; I recall reading of a guy who gashed open his scrotum masturbating on a vibrating piece of heavy machinery at work, and tried to repair the problem with an industrial stapler. :eek: He was admitted later to the emergency room with an infected scrotum and rusty staples.
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GAAAAHHHh!!! I’m female, and but reading that, my naughty bits crawled up into my rib cage.

You really, REALLY should have spoilered that. :eek:

[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
GAAAAHHHh!!! I’m female, and but reading that, my naughty bits crawled up into my rib cage.

You really, REALLY should have spoilered that. :eek:
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Do you want to hear about what happened to the guy who shoved a lightbulb up his ass?