He was a machinist, using a buffing wheel, and lost a nut in the process (which was never found).
It’s bust a nut, not buffed a nut!
In this case, I’d say it was both! :eek:
Was he sacked for playing with his tool at work?
:dubious:
You might want to check the batteries in your Bullshit meter.
My BS meter is going off with that “story”
Since when did the TSA start X-raying passengers? AFAIK TSA does not use X-rays at any airports for passenger inspections. Your luggage yes, your carry ons, yes. You ? No.
I vote either late night recreation, or some one is having fun with photoshop.
My thoughts exactly.
Where’s Buzz’s screws? His face shows up too well, unless it’s lead paint on him, too.
It’s GOT to be Photoshop. Have you ever seen that action figure? The shoulders are something like 6 inches across. There are some people who can take that kind of stretch in their rectum, but most of them are working in gay fisting porn…
While I agree with you about the size of the action figure, I would mention one word vagina. A newborn baby is pretty good sized.
Is that supposed to be tucked into a vagina or a rectum? Because there are significant physiological differences between the two. If you’re going for a “That’s a woman in that x-ray”, I concede the possibility. If you’re going for a “A vagina could fit that so why not a rectum?” I can’t.
Also, looking at that x-ray again, the arms are actually spread out a bit. I could see the possibility if the arms were straight against the body because the walls of the rectum/vagina were squeezing it. I can’t buy that the arms would relax into that position once in.
That toy has a limited amount of articulation at the shoulders. That’s as ‘relaxed’ as they get.
So, you go to Phoenix much? :dubious:
The image I had was of someone trying like hell to get it “in there” shouting at the poor thing: You! Are! A! Toy!
I was going for the only way it hell it would fit inside the human body is if the subject is female, and it is in the vagina.
IANARadiologist (or any sort of medical expert) but that looks like a male pelvis to me. A female pelvis is much rounder and wider on the inside.
For comparison:
Male pelvis. (Scroll down. Ignore the white circle - it’s a massive bladder stone, but the pelvis itself is normal and uninjured.)
Totally off-topic, but OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD! If I ever have a bladder stone that size I want my family to shoot me!
No kidding! It’s almost as bad as having a plastic action figure with wings stuck up your arse! 
(Sorry, it was the only positively identified “male” pelvic x-ray I could find without fractures, arthritis or other deformations.)
GAAAAHHHh!!! I’m female, and but reading that, my naughty bits crawled up into my rib cage.
You really, REALLY should have spoilered that. :eek:
Do you want to hear about what happened to the guy who shoved a lightbulb up his ass?