Twinkies and Cuban cigars. You’d be the talk of the town.
Don’t worry. Endor will continue to make em. Made by Wookies of course.
Are those the banana filling or vanilla filling Twinkies? Or the maple flavored moose dropping filled Twinkies they make for export? hehehe
Just don’t get them confused.
That was going to be my response to the OP - “Why stop now?” 
saw on the news where the company and workers are negotiating for a final time before the company commits to the bankruptcy in court.
those that have stocked up don’t have to worry, the Twinkies will last.
For some reason, I read that in a Cartman voice…whilst hiding a gym locker full of them to eat alone, away from hungry eyeballs.
Im a tastycake fan…butterscotch crumpetts…can’t remember last time I saw them though. 
Yeah, but wait until the Apocolypse! We all know Twinkies last forever. And THEN who’ll have the last laugh?
(I prefer Zingers myself.)
See if he can get the Customs officials to put some kind of ostentatious official-looking stamp on the box. 
Or just make up a sticker that says something like “PASSED by the Federal Snack Board”.
I’m seeing a lot of love for Twinkies, but where’s the love for Ding Dongs, Ho Hos, and Dolly Madison?
I’m really going to miss those little cinnamon streusel cakes.
That’s an urban legend. Honey and rice, on the other hand, actually do last forever.
There was an interesting article on this that I read a while ago; scientists are working on space-age food that can be stored indefinitely. But that’s probably not important right now.
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Or is it? :eek:
wait, what? WANT!!
I think he means actual fecal matter.
Twinkies’ Amazon sales rank is currently #135, listed for about $25 plus shipping. I think you can get them for less than $5 on Ebay though.
I am disappoint. 
When I heard about the bankruptcy, I spent about five minutes thinking “Awww, Twinkies…!” Then I realized I haven’t had once since 1985, and I wasn’t much of a fan of them then.