Wiggers To Be Released From Gitmo

[DanBlather]

U.S. District Judge Ricardo M. Urbina in Washington said it would be wrong for the government to continue holding the detainees, known as Uighurs (WEE’-gurz), who have been jailed for nearly seven years, since they are no longer considered enemy combatants. Over the objections of government lawyers who called them a security risk, Urbina ordered their release by Friday.

Do they wear their turbans backwards and have saggy jumpsuits? Cite

[Mahaloth]

Oh, great. What’s next? They allow all the posers out, too?

Wusses.