And with any luck at all, the bear wouldn’t be skilled at chainsawing, so a chainsaw-armed bear becomes an unarmed bear.
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(apparently discord did not)
…from a safe distance.
How are they against fresh fruit?
RickJay Charter Jays Fan
A chain saw is a fucking terrible weapon. They look great in movies. In real life they are excellent weapons if you’re in a fight against a tree or a log, and are otherwise worse than useless.
100% true. I regularly battle spiky-popup trees in my yard and for even that they are terrible. Oh, there were too many vines on the tree you were trying to cut down? Now you get to spend 5 minutes unbinding your chain.
Unless the bear has been shaved its just not going to work. Even then I could see it binding up on muscle tissue while you’re still only partway through.
Nuke the bear from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Nobody seems to have considered the possibility that when the bear hears the God awful racket a chainsaw makes it will run away - if not in fear, then to protect its hearing.
No indication if anybody had a chainsaw.
IOW, if the bear has bare arms.
Is it the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears?
There is a little known law that allows shaved bears the right to carry weapons, in other words, it grants the right to bear arms to bears with bare arms.