**I just called a woman for the first time to make a date and got her answering machine
Need help with wording of wedding invitations **
Musta been a hell of an answering machine message! 
The 300 lb tumor - with picture
Tacos For Dinner!
. . . YARRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!
In The Pit:
** Permission to swear?
FUCK YOU CNN! You stupid shit-weaseles. **
New posts:
** Awkward situations on an airplane
Snakes on a Plane!**
Ha! MPSIMS:
What has caused you to laugh the most?
I had to watch someone get dressed down right in front of me at work.
**eBay problem…what should I do?
Fear no man! **
I’m finally starting to develop a taste for beer…
Two years sober
**What has caused you to laugh the most?
Musings over teen deaths. **